I bought a coat the other day.
I needed a coat, what with the weather looking like it might be turning cold.
Looking?
But, try as I might, I couldn't find one which fitted my criteria.
It had to be:
1. Cheap
2. Warm
3. Any colour including brown
4. Waterproof
I looked everywhere, even in shops which didn't sell coats, all to no avail.
Until, like I said, the other day, I found one which suited me down to the tops of my thighs.
I thought twice about buying it straight away because of the label I found stuck to the inside pocket. Instead of not buying the coat I just ripped the label off, and everything was okay.
I needed a coat, what with the weather looking like it might be turning cold.
Looking?
But, try as I might, I couldn't find one which fitted my criteria.
It had to be:
1. Cheap
2. Warm
3. Any colour including brown
4. Waterproof
I looked everywhere, even in shops which didn't sell coats, all to no avail.
Until, like I said, the other day, I found one which suited me down to the tops of my thighs.
I thought twice about buying it straight away because of the label I found stuck to the inside pocket. Instead of not buying the coat I just ripped the label off, and everything was okay.
4 comments:
Life's certainly a lot more straightforward without labels. And we're all happier for it. Nice one.
How would you know what colour it is - hee hee
Ah well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad...
Now all you need is an umbrella!
well done for keeping up the blog.
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