and stuff me
Put me in the ovenand bake me
Scrape my fingers pickle my eyesMarinade my liver poach my thighs
Peel off my skin
and mash me
Macédoine my tonsilsand baste me
Beat my buttocks curdle my creamMicrowave my nipples let off steam
Butter me up
and spread me
Roll me in some breadcrumbs and fry me
Grate my earlobes boil my toesSkewer my intestine up my nose
Flour my back
and whip me
Put me in a cupboard and leave me
Soak my plums and grill my loinsCelebrate my pudding filled with coins
Now fold me in
and mix me
Put me in some foil and roast me
Spice my kidneys batter my jawBarbecue my carcass
Want any more?
4 comments:
Kind of hungry now. Is that sick of me?
me too! hungry, that is. never read anything quite like it - but it works, somehow.
Erm... just pass the plate right past me...
Tasty, very tasty.
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